the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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