I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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