yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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