so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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