yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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