ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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