Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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