so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
His hands were made for my vagina.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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