She's JV to your varsity
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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