but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Are we still banned from the library?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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