Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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