it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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