Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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