If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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