how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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