As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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