I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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