i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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