keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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