yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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