They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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