I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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