She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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