we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Randomize
