her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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