giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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