apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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