I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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