Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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