Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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