How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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