somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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