the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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