she was so not down for the gang bang
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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