There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
