Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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