therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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