Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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