Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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