East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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