Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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