Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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