It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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