SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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