I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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