I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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