how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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