Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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