Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize