Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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