bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
This is the high leading the old right now
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My vagina just clenched in fear
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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