At least make sure they are 18
Why
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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