Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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