One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I got her a Nickelback box set.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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