you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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