I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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